Settling back in his chair as comfortably as he could, the red-head crossed his arms. The last time he’d flown, he’d made the mistake of flying business class and so the children in the back thought it would be utterly hilarious to kick his chair the whole way. Silver smirked, eyes twinkling. This time he’d made it to first class and like hell if this wasn’t going to be the best flight ever.
The pilot’s voice came over the intercom telling all passengers to sit down. He frowned slightly, sure he’d heard that voice before. Shaking his head, he settled further back in his chair, placing his feet on the chair rest.
“Good evening ladies and gentleman. I’m flight attendant Natural Harmonia, and I’m here to alert you to the nearest exits and –“
“N?” Silver yelped, confused and astonished. “What the hell?”
“Excuse me sir, I’m going to have to ask you—“
“Why the hell are you wearing a SKIRT?”
“Sir, please!” Natural whined, blushing lightly and turning away.
“The plane is now ready for take-off. Please buckle up and stay in your seats until I alert you that you may get up and move around.”
Hikari smiled and pulled out a stick of gum, plopping it into her mouth. The plane began to move forward from the runway and out towards the open cement path. The young adult watched the grass race by as the plane picked up speed. She chewed a little more on the gum, preparing herself for the ear popping experience coming to meet her.
“…Kari-Kari?” Jun gripped the chair seat, eyes widening. “Kari-Kari!” He cried, nearly ripped the armrests off the chair as the plane began to rise.
The raven-haired girl beside him turned away from the view, scowling. “What?” She grumbled, face softening when she noticed the terrified expression on her friend’s face. “Jun, it’s ok! Here!” She quickly forked over some more gum and watched as the blonde stuffed it into his mouth as quickly as possible, chewing like a maniac.
The plane rose higher and so did the octaves that Jun screeched in. Horribly embarrassed, Hikari gave up on trying to cut the boy down and instead moved as far away from him as she could, glaring out the window at the clouds.
Eventually, the plane levelled out and the ‘ding’ for seatbelt removal was heard. Instantly, the shrieking from the blonde cut off, replaced with deep breaths. Grumbling and snickering of other passengers could clearly be heard.
“Oh my god Kari I could have died and wow we’re so far up I mean look at the sky holy crap Kari-Kari do you think the plane will crash oh my god-“
“Argh, the line is so long! What the hell are they doing, shitting out twenty-one bricks?” Gold muttered to himself as the ladies in front of him threw him disgusted glances. Stuffing his hands into his pockets, the male glanced around the plane, searching for any spare toilets.
His heart leapt when he saw the first class carriage’s toilet was empty. Grinning, he sauntered down the corridor towards the empty loo. “Hallelujah!” He cheered quietly, practically breaking out in a grateful sprint.
“Hey, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
Gold froze, turning at the voice. “Silver, I need to shit.” He stated blankly, ignoring the disgusted look on his friend’s face.
“Shit, you heard me.” He repeated, swinging open the door. The red-head in front of him growled, and it seemed as though he was preparing to lunge at the throat of the male. “Wow, if you wanted to join me that bad, you could have just asked! However, can we wait until after I crap for toilet sex?”
The male poked the food sitting on his plate. It seemed to glare up at him with its angry, blob of a body.
Beside him, his friend Green was staring at it with much the same disgust.
“Red, I think it moved.” He mumbled, jabbing it sharply and visibly moving back with disgust as the ‘thing’ wobbled. The male beside him simply nodded, stabbing it again.
With a huff, Red forked it into his mouth, much to the disgust of Green.
“How did you even- Red?”
Eyes widening, the male spat the food back onto the plate, glaring at the offending blob. Wiping his mouth on the corner of his shirt, he stood, grabbing the plate. As he made his way towards the planes toiled, the brunette stuck his head out the side to watch him.
The passengers moved away from the raven-haired boy and threw him charming smiles, allowing Red to pass through easily. Green watched as the door swung open and Red disappeared. Inside, the male promptly chucked the food from the plate into the toilet.
“Asta la vista, Green the Second.” He mouthed, before flushing it down.
As the plane began to land, Natural made his way towards the exit.
“Thank you for flying with Reshiram airlines!” The green-haired male cheered as he stood beside the door, waving goodbye to the passengers. His green and white pleated skirt hung around his skinny legs as he moved forward and ushered everyone off. Black flats hit the floor as he sighed contentedly and moved towards the front of the plane. He briefly glanced at the toilet with which strange sounds were heard, confusedly.
“Another successful flight!” The male cheered, straightening his tie and shirt proudly.